In Germany, a man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife – who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box. What a genius wife!

Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have his 15-month conviction for fraud overturned by squatting in his tiny cubicle atop a converted television mast. He told Reuters in a telephone interview last week that he wanted a new trial.

His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had enough.

Fred Gregor, a 45-year-old lathe operator looks out of the window of his tiny cubicle