Archive : Jokes

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each...

A wife was unhappy with her car and complained to the husband: “Please buy me something for my birthday that can go from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds, preferably in blue!” A couple of days later she opened her present and found the following…

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly...

Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on… 1. Never walk without a document. People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they’re going to the cafeteria. 2. Carry loads of stuff home with...

Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.