Archive : Jokes

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other...

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.