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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, […]

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A wife was unhappy with her car and complained to the husband:
“Please buy me something for my birthday that can go from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds, preferably in blue!”
A couple of days later she opened her present and found the following…
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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”
A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.”
The man looked at […]

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Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on…
1. Never walk without a document. People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they’re going to the cafeteria.
2. Carry loads of stuff home with you at night to show […]

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Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
“Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
“Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.
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